Okay, so the Amnesty International report accuses the U.S. Government of 'thumbing it's nose at the rule of law and human rights' at its detention centers in Guatonamo, Afghanistan, Iraq, and elsewhere (not to mention the practice of deportation for 'interrogation' to places like Syria and Uzebekistan). But of course, brave freedom-fighter Mr. Bush is here to put all of our worries to rest, assesting that such allegations are 'absurd.' Please explain to me, Mr. Commander and Thief, what steals the credibility from the reports of Amnesty International? Who would tell such a lie? "Well,' says he, "the allegations seem to be based in part on the accounts of those who were formly detained by the United States, the kind of people who witnessed first-hand the neglect of prisoners' humanity, so they must be saying such shameless things because they're the kind of people who hate America." Well they sure as hell hate America now, after having their balls shocked. But don't worry, there are plenty of Lillie Englands out there to take the bullet for the consequences of Bush's ideology of Western superiority and capitalistic global elitism.